Zombie Apocalypse

Today an outbreak occurred in a remote facility. An unknown virus was accidentally released; infecting thirty nine people…that we know of. This virus is highly contagious so please be careful about where, what and who you come in contact with. Some symptoms include:

·         Cravings for human flesh

·         Obsession with death

·         Wanting to be a vampire

·         Rotting flesh

·         Smelling bad

·         Having bad teeth

·         Craving blood

If you or someone you know has any of these symptoms, stay inside, lock your doors and windows, and pray that you are alive long enough to contact the authorities. If you do live long enough to contact them and get no answer, call the emergency hot-line—1-800-ZOMBIES—this is an emergency message and these events are not to be taken lightly. Watch out for the Zombie Apocalypse. This message will self-destruct at the end of the world.